'Til The Cows Come Home

Enthusiastic trainee farmer Jeremy Clarkson made just £144 in his first year at Diddly Squat Farm. This year he’s determined to do better, not because he now knows what he’s doing but because he’s fed up of getting stick from Kaleb. It’s easier to get planning permission to build a nuclear plant than to turn a barn into a restaurant? Really? But Jeremy’s always got a plan, loads of them often devilishly cunning. PB 240pp.